DRE, WE CAN RAP TOO (sips glass of red wine while finishing last page of Stephen King novel)ġ7. Beastie Boys- Sabotage: White people (I am white) love this shit. Waka Flocka Flame- The entire Flockavelli album: Waka goes hard in the paint, and then busts at you, with no hands.ġ6. Lost Woods Dubstep Remix from Legend of Zelda: People will dubstep anything, and this is no exception.ġ5. The studio version will make you want to cuddle with stray cats.ġ4. Arcade Fire- Ready to Start (Live Version) : You have to get the live version to work out to this one. Pantera- Cemetery Gates: Listen to this song and you will run through a brick wall. He paid his bills, THEN went to the club. Dash- Wop: This is the most responsible rapper of all time. No one listens to fucking Morrissey anymore.ġ1. Morrissey- First of the Gang to Die: Hahahahaha just kidding. Yung Humma- Lemme Smang It: Every girl deserves to be smanged.ġ0. The Used- The Taste of Ink: The salty tears of spoiled, crybaby, “misunderstood” teenagers will make you stronger, in more ways than one.ĩ.
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If I could only listen to one band the rest of my life, it would be the Foo Fighters.Ĩ. Passion Pit- Sleepyhead: This song also wakes me up every morning. Every Time I Die- Emergency Broadcast Syndrome: LOUD NOISES MY EARS ARE BLEEDING WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IS THERE A FIRE OH MY GODDDDDDĦ. Motley Crue – Kickstart My Heart: Nikki Sixx got an adrenaline shot to the heart after a heroin overdose and played a sold out show the next night. Shop Boyz- Party Like a Rockstar: YOU CANT PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR IF YOU’RE FAT.
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I don’t want to look like Rick Ross (this pumpkin does however)ģ. Shit.” I immediately make the treadmill go faster. Rick Ross- Hustlin’: Every time I hear Rick Ross, I think to myself, “Man Rick Ross is fat as fuck. Also, there are cats that look like Skrillex.Ģ. Skrillex- First of the Year: Skrillex’s music sounds like someone is taking pots and pans and fucking up my kitchen, but it will get you going. Doing it while only hearing the sound of a meathead grunting away while squatting 4000 pounds makes it ten times worse. Cardio and lifting weights is monotonous as is. Low weight and high reps will help your waistline, and will help you have sex with girls that do not look a tad like Ted Dansen (which was really weird BUT I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO DAMMIT).īut there are things you need to do before you hit the gym.Īnyone that works out without music is a moron.
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Lifting weights is easily the best way to burn fat. Getting your heart rate up helps your metabolism and smart people tell me having a fast metabolism is a good thing. I have been forcing myself to go to the gym at least five times a week since the new year, and you should too, because you are a lazy piece of shit. NOTE: You might have noticed I gained 0.6 pounds since the first entry, but that banana pudding ice cream was delicious and I HAVE NO REGRETS.Įating right is a great start, but unfortunately it is not enough.